Recorded TV

After his arm becomes pinned by a boulder in a remote canyon, mountaineer Aron Ralston (James Franco) must do the unthinkable in order to survive.

Jenna tries to prove to Liz that love still exists; Jack has trouble negotiating his nanny's salary; Pete and Frank start a band.

Liz tries to convince Angie to lure Tracy back home; Jack is embarrassed by the ``Queen of Jordan'' cameras; a former flame causes Frank to question his maturity.

Liz tries to convince Angie to lure Tracy back home; Jack is embarrassed by the ``Queen of Jordan'' cameras; a former flame causes Frank to question his maturity.

Liz tries to convince everyone that the show's hiatus is temporary; Jack turns to his nemesis, Devin Banks (Will Arnett), for help.

Liz and Kenneth try to track Tracy down; Jack helps Jenna with her new project; Pete challenges the writers and crew to a contest.

Hank wants to cancel ``TGS,'' but Jack persuades him to let the cast and crew prove themselves with their 100th episode; Jack starts to doubt a decision he made; Jenna considers motherhood.

Liz encounters an obstacle while trying to fix up her dream apartment; Jack must deal with a hostage situation; Tracy finds out Kenneth, Dotcom and Grizz got closer while he was away.

Jack questions the family value of the network's new talent competition; Tracy gets frustrated at his inability to upset Liz; Kenneth prepares for the Rapture.

Mathematics genius John Forbes Nash Jr. (Russell Crowe) has paranoid schizophrenia but becomes a Nobel laureate late in life.

A screenwriter (Nicolas Cage) asks his identical twin, who is in the same profession, for advice on a story about a serial killer.

Four teens in 1962 California get a final, nostalgic glimpse of innocence before facing their postgraduation lives.

In an attempt to secure funding for ISIS, Malory drags her agents to the luxury winter resort town of Gstaad to protect a Swiss billionaire's daughter from a kidnapping threat.

Malory hatches a Ponzi scheme of her own and the ISIS employees must try to stop it.

Archer is in for a huge surprise when his favorite call girl shows up with a baby and a subpoena for a paternity test.

Malory tries to make ISIS green; Archer and Lana head to the Louisiana bayous to prevent a dangerous eco-terrorist from bombing America's largest natural gas pipeline.

When members of Woodhouse's famed WWI Royal Flying Corps squadron start dying mysteriously, Archer tries to track down the killer.

Cyril agrees to help George Spelvin inject a virus into the ISIS mainframe so Cyril can defeat the virus and be seen as a hero.

Hollywood actress Rona Thorne spends a week shadowing the agents at ISIS as research for an upcoming role in a spy movie.

After Malory's brief scare with breast cancer, Archer decides to be tested for the disease.

Archer discovers the chemotherapy drugs he's been taking are counterfeit and sets out to destroy the criminals behind the scheme.

ISIS goes into full lockdown after Pam is abducted by kidnappers.

A mysterious stranger summons Malory and her intrepid ISIS agents to Monaco.

Archer's search for his father's identity leads him into hot water; agent Barry Dylan is sent to rescue Archer.

Suspicion and jealousy arise at ISIS as Krieger nears completion of a top secret project; Archer brings Katya Kazanova home to meet Malory.

Archer is finally tracked down in the South Pacific by handsome adventurer Rip Riley.

Archer deals with the trials and tribulations of being pirate king; ISIS remains semi-committed to Archer's rescue.

Archer and his fellow prisoners attempt to escape; Malory plays hardball for Archer's ransom.

An expectant couple (John Krasinski, Maya Rudolph) reconnect with old friends and relatives as they travel across America in search of a good place to settle down and raise their family.

Skyler develops a solution for her money troubles; Hank enlists Walt to investigate a theory; Walt grows impatient with Jesse.

Skyler's mistakes come back to haunt her; Gus takes action against his rivals; Jesse seeks Walt's help.

Walt's family worries when he doesn't show up for Walt Jr's birthday; Jesse puts his lab skills to the test without Mr White's help.

Walt takes drastic action to protect his secret and Gus; Skyler's efforts to solve Ted's financial problems hit a wall.

Hank pushes Gomez to pursue a lead; Walt struggles to protect his family; Jesse gets alarming news.

Walt and Jesse team up on Gus; Walt finds an unexpected ally with Saul's help.

A lone frontiersman (James Stewart) risks his life to forge peace between Arizona settlers and Cochise's (Jeff Chandler) Apache nation.

A Los Angeles firefighter (Arnold Schwarzenegger) travels to Colombia to find the terrorist who killed his wife and son.

Mistaken identity creates an unforgettable adventure for two suburbanites (Steve Carell, Tina Fey) who were trying to invigorate their marriage with an evening at a bistro.

As he tries to execute a fiendish plot to steal the moon, a supervillain (Steve Carell) meets his match in three little orphan girls who want to make him their dad. Animated.

A storm hits Quahog, Stoolbend and Langley Falls; Brian consumes questionable substances in an attempt to calm his nerves; Meg loses it after the family takes one too many jabs at her.

Quagmire's sister comes to Quahog to nurse him back to health when he is hospitalized, but he learns that she's the one in need of help.

Actor Ryan Reynolds visits Quahog and becomes enamored with Peter; Stewie gets into trouble when he takes the family car for a drive.

Brian and Stewie travel back to the pilot episode of the series to change history.

Lois invites the whole gang to Thanksgiving dinner; Joe's formerly MIA son returns from Iraq.

When the Griffins' car breaks down in Amish country, the family ends up crusading against conservative locals; Meg develops a crush on an Amish boy.

When Peter and the guys take a road trip to the Deep South, they wind up in jail; Lois and her friends partake in some childish antics.

After Lois' father falls asleep while driving, the family becomes concerned and decides to check out retirement communities in Florida.

After three nefarious farmers declare war on them, a sly fox (George Clooney) rallies his animal neighbors to fight back. Animated.

A New York lawyer (Michael Douglas) with a wife (Anne Archer) and daughter sleeps with a client (Glenn Close) whose lust turns to hate.

A cheating wife (Kate Nelligan) plots the death of her policeman/lawyer husband (Armand Assante) to cash in on his insurance policy.

Leela leads an army of underground mutants in a rebellion against the surface people.

When professor Farnsworth builds a ``what if'' machine, Fry and the crew find out what would happen if their wishes were fulfilled.

When Hermes goes on vacation, an attractive bureaucrat takes his place at Planet Express. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Phil LaMarr and Lauren Tom. Guest voice: Nora Dunn.

Wanting to become a chef, Bender seeks mentoring from Helmut Spragel, formerly the world's greatest culinary artist.

An outcast (Ethan Hawke) takes part in a complicated and perilous scheme to assume the identity of a genetically engineered citizen (Jude Law).

A record-company employee (Jonah Hill) has just a few days to get a boozy British rock star (Russell Brand) to Hollywood for a big comeback concert.

Friends and lovers try to navigate their way through the complexities of modern relationships, sometimes misconstruing the true intentions of the opposite sex.

Masters must decide if she wants to be a surgeon or officially join House's team; a 16-year-old collapses days before embarking on a sailing tour of the globe.

House notices strange symptoms in a fellow inmate at the East New Jersey Correctional Facility; a clinic doctor must decide whether to risk her job by helping House.

An unexpected visitor offers House the chance to help the Princeton Plainsboro team with a patient; Wilson is unreceptive to House's attempts to reconnect.

When a man (Wentworth Miller) collapses after making a generous donation, House and Dr. Chi Park try to identify his medical disorder; Thirteen's pursuit of happiness is hampered by feelings of guilt.

A businessman (Michael Nouri) becomes ill days before signing a contract that would relocate his company's labor force to China; Park prepares for her hearing with the hospital's disciplinary committee.

A patient confesses dark secrets to his family and community, compromising his chances of receiving life-saving medical treatment; Chase and Taub rejoin the team; Taub struggles to balance work and fatherhood.

The team discovers a disturbing family secret while trying to find a bone marrow match for an ailing teen; House tries to remove his ankle monitor so he can go to a boxing match; Taub's ex-wife wants to move across the country with their daughter.

The team discovers its teenage patient isn't just being dramatic when her symptoms worsen; House becomes consumed with determining the cause of a 4-year-old's death; Park tries to get Chase to admit why he has become obsessed with grooming.

During an interrogation at the witness stand, a prosecutor has what he thinks is a heart attack; Wilson is determined to prove that House is hiding something; Park starts to come out of her shell.

A woolly mammoth (Ray Romano), a saber-toothed tiger (Denis Leary) and a sloth (John Leguizamo) find a human baby and try to reunite him with his tribe. Animated.

Following the fall of apartheid, Nelson Mandela (Morgan Freeman) tries to unite his countrymen by supporting the South African rugby team's underdog bid for the 1995 World Cup Championship.

A depressed teenager (Keir Gilchrist) checks himself into a psychiatric facility and winds up in the adult ward, where a fellow patient (Zach Galifianakis) takes him under his wing.

A beautiful cheerleader (Megan Fox) gains an insatiable appetite for human flesh after a hungry demon takes control of her body.

A teenager (Corey Haim) flunks his driving test but goes out anyway in his grandfather's 1972 blue Cadillac.

A pharmaceutical salesman (Jake Gyllenhaal) begins a tempestuous romance with a free-spirited Parkinson's patient (Anne Hathaway).

The surgeons and Radar are stranded in a broken-down bus.

After his sworn enemy steals a nuclear warhead, a clueless soldier-of-fortune (Will Forte) leads a skilled team on a mission to retrieve the device and bring the thief to justice.

Newlyweds John and Jenny Grogan (Owen Wilson, Jennifer Aniston) adopt a playful puppy named Marley, who soon grows into an incorrigible handful.

An evil genius (Will Ferrell) must create a powerful new opponent after defeating his heroic nemesis leaves him without purpose. Animated.

Two interstellar agents (Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith) try to stop an alien disguised as a lingerie model from destroying the world.

Branded a traitor, an elite intelligence agent (Tom Cruise) investigates a failed Prague mission to retrieve a computer disk.

King Arthur (Graham Chapman) goes questing on a pretend horse, followed by his lackey clacking coconut shells.

A television producer (Winona Ryder) tries to get the scoop on a small-town pizzeria owner (Adam Sandler) after he inherits $40 billion.

A girl (Abigail Breslin) who was conceived as a marrow donor for her gravely ill sister goes to court to seek emancipation and prevent further harvesting of her body tissue.

Bluto (John Belushi), Otter and the rowdy Deltas make fools of the dean and the square Omegas at 1962 Faber College.

The Chicago Griswolds (Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo, Dana Hill) win a grand tour and head for the Old World to soak up culture.

A rogue (Rain) enlists the help of the Europol agent (Naomie Harris) whose life he saved to bring down the clan of hired killers who trained him as an assassin.

Desperate and lonely, a photo developer (Robin Williams) obsesses over members (Connie Nielsen, Michael Vartan) of a family that patronizes his booth in a department store.

Todd tells his staff to be on their best behavior when his boss makes a surprise visit; Charlie is reprimanded for being culturally insensitive.

After an employee quits, Todd is excited to hire someone new; Gupta must find a way to pay back a loan shark.

Todd and his employees seek revenge when other people in the building sabotage their air conditioning during a heat wave; Rajiv plans a surprise for his girlfriend.

Allegedly, Rajiv slaps Gupta, forcing Todd to get Human Resources involved; Manmeet asks Charlie to help him make a video for his American girlfriend.

When Charlie loses his job, Todd hires him; Rajiv tries to raise money for his honeymoon.

Todd discovers a secret about Tonya's mother; Madhuri starts reading palms at the call center.

An IRA terrorist vows revenge against the ex-CIA agent (Harrison Ford) who killed the man's brother and thwarted an attack on royalty.

When crooks shut down a suburban New Jersey shopping mall, a security officer (Kevin James) must find his inner policeman to save the day.

In 1966 a young man joins a host of rock-music DJs at his godfather's (Bill Nighy) pirate radio station in the North Sea.

A woman (Janet Leigh) on the run stops at a 12-cabin motel with showers, run by mother-fixated Norman Bates (Anthony Perkins).

Scientists use the mangled remains of a dead police officer to create the ultimate crime-fighter -- an indestructible cyborg.

A Brooklyn paint-store clerk (John Travolta) dons a white suit and becomes king of the dance floor at his local disco.

A compilation of performances and skits features actor Christopher Walken.

A girlfriend (Courteney Cox) poses as Jerry's wife so he can get a dry-cleaning discount.

A kitchen fire makes George confront his cowardliness; guests Melanie Chartoff, Dom Irrera.

Friends living in Manhattan obsess over little things.

Friends living in Manhattan obsess over little things.

Friends living in Manhattan obsess over little things.

Friends living in Manhattan obsess over little things.

One of Susan's dolls looks like George's mother; Kramer turns pool shark; guest Kathy Griffin.

Kramer persuades Jerry to get illegal cable service; guest Christine Dunford.

Jerry loves an expensive suede jacket until he buys it.

George becomes his boss's pet when he shares a delicious calzone with him.

Jerry, Elaine and George need reservations at a Chinese restaurant.

George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials; guests Janeane Garofalo, Stephen Root, George Steinbrenner.

A recently engaged newswoman (Meg Ryan) becomes obsessed with meeting a grieving widower (Tom Hanks) she heard on a late-night radio call-in show.

An ex-'60s-radical computer hacker (Robert Redford) and his company are tapped for a shady black-box job.

Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire) uses his superhuman powers to battle his archenemy, the Green Goblin (Willem Dafoe).

Tormented Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire) battles a sinister scientist who uses mechanical tentacles for destructive purposes.

Five state troopers (Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme) try to stop a group of drug dealers in order to save their careers.

As the machines prepare for a final attack, John Connor (Christian Bale) and a mysterious stranger (Sam Worthington) delve into the heart of Skynet and uncover a terrible secret involving the annihilation of mankind.

An escaped convict (Charlie Sheen) kidnaps an heiress (Kristy Swanson), then steers her BMW for Mexico with police close behind.

Returning to Narnia -- this time through a painting -- Lucy (Georgie Henley), Edmund (Skandar Keynes) and their cousin join King Caspian (Ben Barnes) on a mission to find the lost Lords of Telmar.

Ashamed of how they look in swimsuits, Cleveland Jr. and Kendra feel left out when the family spends an afternoon in the pool and petition for equal rights for people who are overweight.

Cleveland is upset when Donna's bossy sister (Niecy Nash) and her unruly children visit for Thanksgiving.

Rallo learns about Hanukkah when his teacher forces him to spend the weekend at a retirement home; Cleveland prepares for a boxing match against his father; after Donna is injured, Cleveland is forced to take over the housework.

After Cleveland criticizes her parenting skills, Donna lets him deal with Roberta by himself; Cleveland lets Roberta throw a house party.

Tim becomes consumed with power after accepting a management position at Waterman Cable; Rallo uses the class pet turtle to play tricks on Cleveland.

Donna and Cleveland score court-side seats to an all-star basketball game; Rallo makes a new friend.

When Cleveland discovers that he and his wife are not married and that his best friend, Terry, is gay and in a relationship, they all decide to go to Vermont for a double wedding; Cleveland Jr. tries to get Rallo to break a nasty habit.

When Cleveland's efforts to save the town's drive-in movie theater are noticed by the Stoolbend Preservation Society, he is invited to a private dinner where he learns about the town's legacy.

Cleveland discovers his parents have been selling his belongings because they lost their life savings to a scam artist; Rallo gets a toy microphone.

Lester appears to take his own life after losing his life savings; Rallo opens his own barbershop.

Donna becomes extremely jealous when Cleveland is reunited with a former high school classmate who is now thin and beautiful.

Cleveland and his friends get ready to enter Stoolbend's annual boat race; Cleveland is thrilled when his celebrity idol moves to town.

Cleveland becomes jealous when Cleveland Jr. bonds with Donna's ex-husband, Robert.

Upset that his friend was in town and didn't call, Cleveland takes his other pals on a camping trip hosted by wrestler Ric Flair.

A storm hits Stoolbend, Langley Falls and Quahog; Cleveland Jr. makes a shocking proclamation.

When Cleveland and Rallo leave their slumber parties in fear, Donna makes them stay overnight at a haunted house; Cleveland's new friend goes on a murderous rampage; Roberta is in a love triangle with a vampire and a werewolf.

Rallo invites Holt's father (Will Arnett) to Thanksgiving dinner, but his good intentions only worsen Holt's family relations; Cleveland tries to open a bar at the airport.

Cleveland infiltrates a women's support group after Donna joins and starts complaining about how he treats her; Rallo and Cleveland Jr. try to stop a playground bully.

Rallo is suspicious when his elderly friend Murray gets a new girlfriend (Kathryn Joosten); Donna signs Cleveland up for the gym.

While posing in a Nativity scene, Cleveland tells the family his version of ``Die Hard,'' one of his favorite holiday tales.

During videotaped sessions with her patients, a psychologist (Milla Jovovich) in Alaska uncovers disturbing evidence of alien abductions.

A small-town Texas wife (Jennifer Aniston) who wants more out of life becomes infatuated with a new co-worker (Jake Gyllenhaal) who acts like Holden Caulfield of ``The Catcher in the Rye.''

Dan and Jack discover a deadly criminal conspiracy while investigating an inspection report at a corrupt oil company.

Jack and Liz go away for a romantic weekend at a bed and breakfast, but Jack becomes suspicious of the owner's unusual curiosity.

While following up on a stolen truck investigation, Jack and Dan uncover a major heist involving a shipment of high-profile diamonds; Dan discovers that Jack is interviewing for a position on an elite police unit.

A merciless internal affairs investigator reopens a case that leads to the release of a vengeful and deadly gang.

George Gluck (Chris Klein), assistant chief of the department and Jack's former partner, shows up when one of Liz's informants is murdered.

In a world where falsehood is unknown, a luckless writer (Ricky Gervais) develops the ability to lie and uses his newfound skill for personal gain.

A Korean War hero's (Laurence Harvey) commanding officer (Frank Sinatra) discovers he and his platoon were brainwashed.

After 11 years of preparation, Michael is ready to debut his action movie.

Dunder Mifflin traveling salesman Todd Packer comes to the office looking for a desk job; Andy fights Pam for a new computer.

Michael decides to ask Holly to marry him; the office has a garage sale.

Everyone hopes to make good first impressions with the new manager, Deangelo Vickers (Will Ferrell).

Michael teaches Deangelo (Will Ferrell) how to host the Dundie Awards; Erin struggles with her feelings for Gabe.

Michael wants a drama-free day to say goodbye to his friends; Deangelo and Andy work to keep Michael's most-important clients.

The staff go into frantic speculation after accidentally discovering a list of their names in a notebook belonging to the mysterious new CEO.

Robert challenges the office to double their sales; Pam finds an unlikely pregnancy friend.

After the warehouse employees win the lottery and quit their jobs, everyone in the office fantasizes about winning big; Darryl and Andy look for new warehouse workers.

When Andy decides to throw a garden party at Schrute Farms to impress Robert, Dwight researches how to be a good host; Andy's family makes him feel self conscious.

Erin tries to put on a Halloween party that will please both Andy and Robert California; Jim and Pam fight about the existence of ghosts; Dwight bonds with Robert California's son.

Dwight installs a device in the office that will get everyone fired if they make too many errors.

Pam teams up with Dwight to prove that Jim thinks her temporary replacement is pretty; Robert California asks to join Andy, Darryl and Kevin's band.

Andy tries to motivate the staff by taking them on a field trip to Gettysburg; Robert asks those who stay behind to come up with the company's next big idea.

Robert California brings his wife (Maura Tierney) into the office to find her a job; Dwight opens a gym in the building.

Andy tries to make holiday wishes come true; Robert decides to drown his sorrows at the office party.

Andy gets the office involved in a trivia contest; Dwight explores job opportunities at Sabre headquarters.

A mysterious masked figure (Gerard Butler) nurtures a talented singer (Emmy Rossum), but becomes jealous when she finds romance with another man (Patrick Wilson).

When the rest of the family seems to lack Christmas spirit, Marge contacts Martha Clause (Martha Stewart).

Homer and Marge Simpson raise Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie.

Homer and Marge Simpson raise Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie.

Homer befriends a new security guard at the plant; Marge daydreams about being a contestant on ``Top Chef.''

When superintendent Chalmers is fired for taking Bart and his friends on an unauthorized field trip, the boys old the school hostage until he is reinstated.

A boulder traps Homer's arm when he takes a drive through a canyon; a spider bite paralyzes Homer; Flanders becomes a vigilante by night; Bart and Milhouse travel to a distant planet to obtain an extract.

Lisa's science fair project is overshadowed by Bart's mechanical baby seal; Homer's new assistant ends up stealing his job.

Marge, Bart and Lisa start their own food blog and land a reservation at a popular restaurant; when Marge sends Homer to a cooking lab, he finds himself in a situation with law enforcement.

Homer creates a team, including author Neil Gaiman, to write the next hit ``tween'' book; after receiving an advance copy of the work from his publisher, Homer learns there's more to the business than he imagined.

The Simpsons host a party to promote Krusty's own brand of liquor; impressed with the party's sucess, Mr. Burns decides to promote Homer; Bart takes an interest in reading classic novels.

After Krusty the Clown's show is canceled and his talent agency drops him, his very first agent, Annie (Joan Rivers), tries to craft his comeback.

Thirty years in the future, Bart, Lisa and their children spend the holidays at Marge and Homer's house.

A Boston bank robber (Ben Affleck) looks for a way out of his criminal lifestyle after beginning a passionate romance with the woman (Rebecca Hall) that his gang briefly took hostage.

Following a long prison term for insider trading, master manipulator Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) keeps his real motives hidden when he forges an alliance with his daughter's fiancé (Shia LaBeouf).

A teen (Matthew Broderick) taps his computer into the NORAD missile-defense system and plays a video game, ``Global Thermonuclear War.''

Two divorce mediators (Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn) spend a wild weekend partying with a politician (Christopher Walken) and his eccentric family.

``Weird Newscasters''; ``Song Styles''; ``Hats''; ``Slow Motion Sportscasters''; ``Songs of the Mechanic'' ``Surgery Hoedown.''

``Let's Make a Date''; ``Song Styles''; ``Newsflash''; ``Going Bald Hoedown.''

``Questions Only''; ``Song Styles''; ``Weird Newscasters''; ``Giving Birth Hoedown.''

``Superheroes''; ``Weird Newscasters''; ``Props''; ``Greatest Hits''; ``Helping Hands.''

``Let's Make a Date''; ``Film Dub''; ``Three-Headed Broadway Star''; ``Film, TV & Theater Styles''; ``World's Worst.''

``Let's Make a Date''; ``Superheroes''; ``The Ballad of ...''; ``If You Know What I Mean''; ``Greatest Hits''; ``90-Second Alphabet.''

Co-anchor seeks attention; Tina Turner-type serenades Army man; three-headed Broadway star; gambling hoedown.

``Superheroes''; ``Song Styles''; ``Newsflash''; ``Questionable Impressions''; ``Dating Service Video''; ``Three-Headed Broadway Star.''

``Weird Newscasters''; ``Scenes From a Hat''; ``Party Quirks''; ``Drinking Hoedown.''

``Weird Newscasters''; ``Songs of the Exterminator''; ``Scenes From a Hat''; ``Village People Hoedown.''

``Let's Make a Date''; ``Song Styles''; ``Scene to Rap''; ``Weird Newscasters''; hoedown song about movie-theater ushers.

``Weird Newscasters''; ``Duet''; ``Party Quirks''; ``Scenes From a Hat''; ``Cable Company Hoedown.''

``Let's Make a Date''; ``3-Headed Broadway Star''; ``Props''; ``Sit, Stand, Lie'': ``Songs of the Dentist''; ``Car Salesman Hoedown.''

``Weird Newscasters''; ``Questionable Impressions''; ``Scenes From a Hat''; ``Whose Line''; ``Three-Headed Broadway Star''; ``Hoedown About Puberty.''

``Let's Make a Date''; ``Props''; ``Song Styles''; ``Party Quirks''; ``Three-Headed Broadway Star''; ``Cops Show Hoedown.''

``Let's Make a Date''; ``Props''; ``Sound Effects''; Josie and Wayne sing a rock-opera duet.

``Superheroes''; ``Film, TV & Theater Styles''; ``Props''; ``Do the Toothbrush''; ``The Millionaire Show''; ``Family Reunion Hoedown.''

Absurd Dr. Frankenstein (Gene Wilder) visits the family castle in Transylvania and makes a monster (Peter Boyle).